getting nailed in a Geo hatch-back

Most kids can't even walk to school nowadays. I purposefully used the word can't because I don't even think schools allow it. It's probably due to prime time tv airing too many shocking 'to catch a predator' shows and it's probably a cause of the child obesity problem in this country. When I was a kid I used to walk to and from school, I loved. It was nice cause you had your options; If I wanted to, I could rush home in time for Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers or I could just hang out with some other kid that was walking home and do whatev. And I never even once got abducted into a windowless van.

But there was this one sexy thing that happend walking back from school about once a week.

Down the hill from my elementary was another, smaller elementary building that had fallen into disuse. The building was only used to store lunch trays- we knew this because we were able to slip in threw a chained shut door once. The land around it was occupied by an unmaintained baseball diamond over grown with grass. The decaying bleachers were riddled with spent condoms. The barren parking lot also had a collection of used condoms, in this one certain area, and about once a week a little blue Geo hatch-back would be parked there, smack dab in the middle of the parking lot.

At first we avoided the car. But as the weeks went by curiosity overcame caution. Of cource the first thing our young adolescent minds jumped to is how people must be screwing in there but after a while we had to know what truly was going on. This was a task for William.

William was this scrawny weird kid that was easy to push around. One time Joey took a beer from William's frig, this was one of the few times William put his foot down. "My dad will kill me!" he screamed. So what did Joey do? He made William open the beer for him. Then he drank it.

So it was a no brainer that William was the one to go peak in side the car. He did. And as soon as his eyes were able to distinguish what was going on inside Williams face lit up and he ran back to the group. "It was some black guy with a big dick and then some girl underneath him!". Ofcource William received extra razzing for his initial comment being a description of the male's genitalia.

But now that it is years later I think back to this and realize it wasn't what William said that was fucked up. Well, ok, it was, but what was even more fucked up was that there was a girl that was willing to get nailed in the back of an itty bitty Geo on a weekly basis. Perhaps she was also getting nailed outside on some rotten bleachers- someone was. I understand that circumstances arise and you gotta do what you gotta do and all that, but where dose it end?

I guess what I'm trying to say here is that sure, it happens. We all get fucked in the back of a Geo once in a while but that doesn't mean you have to get fucked in the back of a Geo all the time! Barrow your friend's Buick. Get a room a room for the love of Christ. And would it kills you to properly dispose of your slimy old scumbags? There's school kids around for cryin out loud.

Do they even make Geos anymore?